There seems to be population of homeless jokes that get shunted from person to person over the internet. To reduce the amount of wasted bandwidth, and hard-drive storage space, I'm setting up an Old Jokes Home where they can settle down and only be brought out to amuse children. These jokes are rare and interesting, in that they're all clean! Send me your eldery, tired, weak, and even jokes in bad or distressed condition, and I will find a home for them.
The After-Dinner Anecdote A true story!
The
Engineers and Lawyers On The Train Joke
The Dancing Duck Joke
Jokes About The
Americans Abroad See the whole section about this!
Travel Advice for Americans
Not to be taken seriously!
Amusing News Clippings
Virtual Christmas cards
Abort, Retry, Ignore?
A humorous poem about the horrors of computing.
Q: What do
you call a guy with three rabbits up his bum?
Q: What do you
call a guy with a plank of wood on his head?
Q: What do you
call an actor with three planks of wood on his head?
Q:
What do you call a famous physicist with the biggest plank of
wood constantly on his head?
My thanks to a Pakistani friend who told the Indian jokes below,
in response to the English things-on-head jokes. Be careful not
to tell these jokes to devout muslims, as pigs are unclean
animals even more so than they are to Jewish people.
Q: What do you call a
Indian guy with a pig on his head?
Q: What do
you call a Indian guy with two pigs on his head?
Oxford,
Cambridge and Keele graduate jokes
The foul-mouthed
parrot joke But actually no swearing in this one!
The Final Conflict
computer contest
The Paper Bag Joke
The Microsoft vs. The
Car Industry Joke
The Turtles on a
picnic
The Genie and
Bridge To Hawaii Joke
The South
African, the Aussie, and the Londoner in the pub
Musings
Navajo message for NASA to
carry to The Moon
Jesus Is
Watching!
Blonde
celebration - 51 days!
The Blondes and a
Brunette in Peril Joke
Redneck Pig
Problem
Anagrams
Amusing things to
do in a lift
Dan Quayle quotations
World's Worst
Sales Slogans
Sometimes it DOES
take a Rocket Scientist
Real Product Warnings /
Instructions
Obituary
Zen Koan
French Fast Food
User Interface
Rabbit and
Snowpeople
The Balloonist
See also: jokes,
humor, and The Darwin Awards
